two bite brownie

when a man or woman is engaged in sexual intercoarse and one takes a long shit and the other takes two bites of it.

Alex was having sex with Jason yesterday and Jason received a two bite brownie from Alex and enjoyed it; that damn Dutch bag.

by manic-burner November 24, 2007

two way petting zoo

you pet the animals, they pet you back!

ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh

by snorlax7 March 20, 2009

Texas Two Way Slammer

Texas Two way slammer Is when you have a bitch and are fucking her doggy style while her head is jammed in between a door and you fuck her in the backside while slamming her head in the door way/ door jam so to speak in rhythm of your choice.

Is the definition Texas two way slammer

by jesus6666669 November 16, 2010

two shakes of a barber's dick

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.

I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

by francoi$ December 14, 2009

Two-man LAN party

1. A gathering of two men and an MMO, FPS, RTS, etc.
2. An innuendo describing sexual activity between two men.

Want to come over for a two-man LAN party?" "Sure, I'll bring the condoms.

by Defic8r February 18, 2011

two for a dolla holla

say you have bus tickets they sell them 2 for a dollar.

don't have to waste 1.10

by Jessica December 11, 2003

two-way petting zoo

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.

Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

by theinitiator March 21, 2009