Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.
by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021
Get the Chris Wadey Breakfastmug. a dumbass mf that wears jeans and compression tights to sleepovers so when he sleeps he gets swamp ass that eventually turns into duck butter
by ffffjewssfvewx October 2, 2022
Get the chris demirmug. Very talented British actor hailing from Gravesend, Kent. Mostly known for his role as DC Mickey Webb in ITV cop drama "The Bill".
Chris Simmons is amazingly versatile as an actor, strongest performance to date is probably his sensitive portrayal of a male rape victim in 2003 although his acting is consistantly realistic and believable .
www.thebill.com
www.thebill.com
by Thatkliqkid December 31, 2009
Get the Chris Simmonsmug. The art of stirring the pot with a bunch of Chief’s, then vanishing into your newly renovated room for no one to see you leave.
Hanging out in the mess, having a good time, Todd comes out and creates dumpster fires that even a seasoned firefighter could put out. Amongst the chaos of all hands on deck, the water tender yells , “Where’d Chris-c(G)o?!
by Redmouse69 February 22, 2019
Get the Chris-c(g)omug. When you change your race to Native American and get blacked out drunk. This also results in kicking walls and anything that is bolted to the ground.
by Cescoto March 27, 2015
Get the Chris drunkmug. Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin
Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch”
Chris~ *Dials 911*
Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”
Chris~ *Dials 911*
Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”
by Chris..:::: February 28, 2021
Get the It’s Illegal to be mean to chrismug.