Chris

Chris is the dumbest and funniest guy you will meet Chris is so perfect hes so handsome you will fall in love with him, you will think about him all the time and you will cry when you arent talking to him hes so amazing and has pretty brown eyes and braces hes your whole world you would be anything for him

"Kira: stop texting your dumb boyfriend and lets do something"
"Jocelyn: Ay! only i can call him dumb and he has a name."
"kira: yeah yeah idc about Chris lets just gooo"
"Jocelyn: Ok ok we'll go soon let me just say goodbye"
"Kira: Your obsessed girl"
"Jocelyn: Yeah ik."

by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022

Chris

Working hard and very athletic. Basically a jack of all trades

I want to Chris hard.

Chrissing hard is key to success.

by Crystalbal September 14, 2017

Chris

Short chubby simp that blocks his best friends over a thot ugly fat girl called Natalie.

Chris is about to get five knuckle shuffled by Natalie’ boyfriend

by Johnnnnnn cennnnna September 25, 2021

chris mcbirnie

the baddest mother fucker in the block smokes weed and lives life to the fullest.

chris mcbirnie is dope

by lil cock pump November 13, 2020

Chris W. R.

Chris is a very loving and sweet man who wants nothing in life but to make others happy. Chris W. R. is someone who will sacrifice almost anything to make you smile and a great friend that I couldn't live without.

Chris W. R. is a sweetheart.

by Ms. Michigan March 8, 2013

Protect Chris

Yeah, totally it's not like the thing you said be worse is literally happening TO ME or anything.

Hym "Yeah, no, totally protect Chris and not the fucking creator of A.I. or anything I mean seriously! And you wonder why the child murder happens. It's THAT! It's you being like that!"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

Chris

A top tier Chadwick

Chris is a chad.

by Fregges April 21, 2021