A God amongst men. Intellectually gifted with a flare for unorthodox creativity, he is the GOAT you want leading your rugby league club. Always integrating puns in his speech, the madlad's humour is unrivalled. A supreme alpha male in every way, the last thing you'd want him to be is your father-in-law. Don't be fooled by his natural charm; he'll give you an almighty spray if step out of line. It's Des' world, and we merely bear witness to his glory. Go Manly.
- "Wow, look at how Des Hasler has transformed the club after the departure of that simp Trent Barrett. What an alpha."
- Girlfriend: "Who's that hunk over there? I'm beginning to fall in love."
- Boyfriend: "That's Des Hasler. It's fine if you want to break up with me. I'll never be as good as Des."
- "Who knows the KFC secret herbs and spices?"
- "Des Hasler."
- "Who is Keyser Söze?"
- "Des Hasler."
- Child: "Who is God?"
- Brad Parker: "Des Hasler. "
- Girlfriend: "Who's that hunk over there? I'm beginning to fall in love."
- Boyfriend: "That's Des Hasler. It's fine if you want to break up with me. I'll never be as good as Des."
- "Who knows the KFC secret herbs and spices?"
- "Des Hasler."
- "Who is Keyser Söze?"
- "Des Hasler."
- Child: "Who is God?"
- Brad Parker: "Des Hasler. "
by BradleyPorker69 June 3, 2020
Get the Des Haslermug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Chantel De Jesus Robles<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Drippysole November 23, 2021
Get the Tania De La Torremug. 
She’s a very unique just like her name . Shes a protected of her family and best friends . She doesn’t have too many best friends or friends . She doesn’t like people . Loves to be very hyper at times and can’t stay still . She very fun and it a good spirit . When she’s upset she stays to herself and being that she’s always a has a smile on her when she’s upset everyone would notice somethings wrong . Loves to joke around . A Gemini , lovers her bestiana a lot . She’s such a good person to be around .
“When Des Toni walks in the room even the food taste better!”
She’s pretty , a good person to be around , mean but nice sometimes , bipolar .
She’s pretty , a good person to be around , mean but nice sometimes , bipolar .
by dessmilano_ June 2, 2020
Get the Des Tonimug. de figueiredo a tiny quater idian boy who is insane at cod but at home he is a sex god with a massive dick some people call it th python or the GATOR
by g dog gen October 16, 2010
Get the de figueiredomug. To add strangers on Facebook, particularly those who are comedians in an attempt to acquire weed or confuse with strange cryptic messages.
by Venema_kik December 11, 2018
Get the des wolfmug.