two way petting zoo

you pet the animals, they pet you back!

ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh

by snorlax7 March 20, 2009

two shakes of a barber's dick

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.

I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

by francoi$ December 13, 2009

Texas Two Way Slammer

Texas Two way slammer Is when you have a bitch and are fucking her doggy style while her head is jammed in between a door and you fuck her in the backside while slamming her head in the door way/ door jam so to speak in rhythm of your choice.

Is the definition Texas two way slammer

by jesus6666669 November 19, 2010

Two-man LAN party

1. A gathering of two men and an MMO, FPS, RTS, etc.
2. An innuendo describing sexual activity between two men.

Want to come over for a two-man LAN party?" "Sure, I'll bring the condoms.

by Defic8r March 5, 2011

two-way petting zoo

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.

Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

by theinitiator March 21, 2009

two for a dolla holla

say you have bus tickets they sell them 2 for a dollar.

don't have to waste 1.10

by Jessica December 11, 2003

Two Snaps and a Fruit Loop

Confusing ghetto term for telling someone they like their wall post on Facebook.

*While on Facebook*

Ghetto Gurl 1: Mah weave be itchin'

Ghetto Gurl 2: Two Snaps and a Fruit Loop!

by RedLineRider May 30, 2011