I’ll be dipped in dogshit

What Ted Hanson says when he’s surprised

“Wait you ran into Paulie Wallnuts in downtown Gallatin?! I’ll be dipped in dogshit!”

by Paulie Wallnuts June 26, 2023

Dip

To ditch a class, or just alright leave an area cause it's boring, this is probably the funniest fucking thing you can do in your life, everyone with balls has done it. Only nerds never do it cause they're lame as shit.

Ghetto Kid: ay foh! Let's dip this period?
Some girl named Ruby: Fuck this, I'mma go to Lunch
local foo: aw hell naw, same.

by aros828282 March 9, 2020

Dip netting

You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.

The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)

by Miquelito6233 August 8, 2023

Pussy dipping

The act of not putting the hot railer in the dope for long enough.

Claude, the reason you're not getting a good hit is because your pussy dipping. Try to leave the railer in the dope longer so it can vaporize

by anonymous August 16, 2021

dip and grip

The act of inserting one's finger or any object into their asshole, while jerking off

Last night I caught my roommate trying to dip and grip and he tried to play it off like nothing happened.

by THEBIGFISH6669 July 29, 2016

The Overlook Double Dip

When a male inserts not one, but both of his testicles into a woman’s vagina.

“She wanted me to stick only one in, but I decided to use The Overlook Double Dip instead.”

by Mothergoose6969 October 9, 2023

Dip the cut

Leave a place / "take off"

You ready to dip the cut? (meaning: ready to go?)

by SpamWebapps April 3, 2021