When a young man is seduced by an old woman, and the man slips his unit into her pussy to find out that she hasn't been used in years. Glaciers of iced cum has cemented the inside of her vagina.
" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."
by Corey Jackson September 6, 2009
Get the Wet Polar Bearedmug. A show on Cartoon Network that premiered in 2022. It is about three bear brothers who like to go on exciting adventures as toddlers.
It is a spin-off prequel of the animated series We Bare Bears, which was created by Daniel Chong. Produced by Cartoon Network Studios. The rating of this tv series is TV-Y7. (Just like the original We Bare Bears) The adorable young bears get kicked out of their apartment after a few misunderstandings. However, the bear brothers do have a magical cardboard box which can transport them anywhere.
It is a spin-off prequel of the animated series We Bare Bears, which was created by Daniel Chong. Produced by Cartoon Network Studios. The rating of this tv series is TV-Y7. (Just like the original We Bare Bears) The adorable young bears get kicked out of their apartment after a few misunderstandings. However, the bear brothers do have a magical cardboard box which can transport them anywhere.
by Koria Cousley December 29, 2022
Get the We Baby Bearsmug. 'Oh my god! Johnny was on his back, and Sharron was riding him really hard, and then Bobby came from behind and started fucking her ass! It looked like a 'Turkish Polar Bear'.
by Gonnaeatu February 21, 2015
Get the Turkish Polar Bearmug. The act of eating a large amount of jello then body slamming 7 year old at their birthday party then puking into the child's mouth.
by John the kid with a haircut May 25, 2016
Get the care bear slammug. by mewlonu April 9, 2022
Get the freggy fag bearmug. in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary
Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019
Get the bad news bearsmug. to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.
"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."
by eggbaby420 March 9, 2015
Get the teddy bear crushmug.