Lizard Tea

Dead Lizard sits in hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love Lizard Tea, What do you mean Mom and Dad are getting divorced?

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

Lizard Tea

Lizard served inside Hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love drinking Lizard Tea, wait what do you mean dad and mom are getting a divorce?

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

Adam+Tea

e sex

oh shit they’re Adam+Tea -ing

by adamandtealover January 3, 2025

Unc-tea

Your sexy,wiser, unconditionally loving fierce middle aged queer friend or relative who straddles all gender and sexuality barriers, always has the latest gossip, and priceless sex, relationship, or advice and knows where all the bodies are buried! Sssh!

I don't know how to get rid of this nipple rash- lemme call Unc-tea real quick!

by Uriel David January 5, 2025

clocky tea

When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort, and “clocky” means that shit abt to come out… clocky tea…

“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”

“Yes, omg!”

*then they beat each other up*

by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025

clocky tea

When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort. “Clocky” means that shit abt to rise to the surface EXPEDITIOUSLY. Clocky tea is a state of mind, body and soul.

“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”

“Okkkk, divaaaa”

*Then they all explode and die*

by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025

Clocked her tea

“Clocked her tea” is used in a sentence as a comeback to something mostly in arguments but it’s said by another person

Person 1 “I it’s just a hamster it’s not that big of a deal”

Person 2 “ and what would you know about having one??”

Person 3 “clocked her tea rq”

by Heathertowey January 8, 2025