Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.

The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.

by liboface October 31, 2011

Tea Master

This is an investigative journalist or a blogger that receives dirty and damaging secrets mostly about celebrities and exposes them to the general public mostly via social media.

The Tea master just released screenshots on the Dj Mo cheating scandal.

by dm1g31 October 7, 2020

weed tea bag

when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.

The neighbour gave me a weed tea bag and it didn't work.

by Sduvvy August 8, 2023

bush tea

The act of tea-bagging a person. Nothings changed aside from the fact it’s Australian

I plugged a c*nt with my right thong and proceeded to give him some Bush Tea

by THE SHNAKEMAN May 24, 2023

Spilling The Tea

Telling everything you know about something or someone, Telling it all, Spilling the Beans

She got drunk and started spilling the tea.

by Amschel September 6, 2025

Tea

Most people think of “tea” as something to drink, not in this case! It is used as something to gossip with

Spill the tea about what happened yesterday!

by Catsarelifeforme October 30, 2019

Tea

A beverage, usually drank by Asian countries and the british. Slang for British elixir.

Person 1: Hey Britain, why did you conquer 50% of the world?
Britan: Tea

by Monox412 June 6, 2021