BLOW THAT TEA

A call for a blow job typically used by a British person or a tea lover.

Lad1: Did you and Molly get it on last night?
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.

by spicymosquitobitestits August 12, 2016

tea

It's a drink that is made by certain types of leaves.

Girl 1: I love tea

by thatgirlwhostares April 21, 2020

Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024

Tea

Tea ain’t only a tasty drink, but it means gossip, too. If there is tea to be spilt, there is gossip to be shared.

Zohar Reinstein the popular YouTube channel is constantly spilling the tea, and her carpet is becoming pretty goongyi .

by Zohar Reinstein (yt)hiMrsBrodt June 7, 2019

Tea

The Gossip, the lowdown.

'Spill the tea! What's been happening?'

by GFRC January 26, 2015

Steep Tea

Juicy gossip, intending to deliver juicy gossip

Dude, I got some steep tea about Brenda!

by SteepTea August 28, 2022

long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020