Sam Geldard

Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).

One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.

Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.

I had a Sam Geldard last night and he was an animal in the sack

by 123 yes 234 November 22, 2021

sticky sam

A mixture of tea-bag and facial. Done when ejaculating on to forehead of unsuspecting female, in a dormant state, then lowering and raising scrotum onto and off of cum, spreading it around, until it is evenly distributed and very sticky.

Becky: I woke up this morning to find that my date from last night was gone and that I had been sticky sam'd. It was gross but my skin is rejuvenated.

by Calebcrotch June 19, 2014

Sam

Sam is the type of guy who thinks he’s extremely unattractive but is in fact the exact opposite. He is extremely attractive without knowing. Also has a nice booty.

Sam has a big booty

by T-shirt October 17, 2019

Sam

Slow as hell when you walk to school

Sam is slow

by Tozic fog January 25, 2019

sam badger

shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut

"oh look its sam badger the slut"

by lambo nigs August 28, 2019

Dirty Sam

When a crowd of horny, obese, lesbian women decide to find a flagpole. They then proceed to climb up the pole together. When they reach the top, the take a fat shot into each others mouths and cover their entire bodies with the so called shit. After they are completely shitified, they one by one jump off the flagpole into a pile of mud and role play as a pile of dinosaur poop.

Hey guys, I think I just saw some children pulling a dirty Sam.

by Barbieboysmd69420 March 7, 2024

sam

sam has really bad breath it smells like mouldy milk warm mints and it’s really bad when you and near him

sorry sam

when i was talking to sam his breathe stunk and i thought i was gonna be gassed out

by big_dick_dave June 28, 2020