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Shit n piss

When you pee on your asshole while shitting to keep your turd cutter clean
Hey I gotta go shit n piss, Emily's coming over later to eat my ass so I need to clean up
by 37r9tueu May 3, 2019
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Gandalf Piss Challenge

when a group of grown men dress up like Lord Of The Rings wizard, Gandalf, and see who can piss the best.
by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020
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Sussy piss goblin

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Pisses my jorts

An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate
Hey did you see how it the video kept pausing?

Yeah. Yknow what, that really pisses my jorts!
by Anonymous gay June 5, 2018
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piss to my ear

Person 1: ”Believe it or not but I found a real diamond last night and..".
Person 2: ...”Don’t piss to my ear!"
by Thehostess April 24, 2017
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Alaskan Butt Piss

When you've been holding your shit for so long, you get explosive diarrhea. Which in turn makes your taint or balls cold as fuck from sitting so long

Alaskan Butt Piss can also be used to describe the amount of toilet paper used which in turn looks like a piss soaked igloo
Alaskan Butt Piss fucking sucks dude, i spent two hours on the gotdamn toilet and i swear my nuts turned into raisins
by specialagent0s0 May 22, 2021
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smelling your piss

This is an old school term that I am very surprised that isn't on here. When one thinks they have come of age or at a stage in they life that that they can talk and act a different way towards others...mainly seen in a negative connotation. The term is a reference to one's bodily changes as one gets older: what one eats and drinks as they get older can change the actual smell of one's urine as it becomes stronger...
Smelling your piss: alll of a sudden he thinks cuz he got that job up at UPS and he makin' a lil money, he can get funky wit his momma and them talkin back to them like they aint shit...over there smellin' his piss
by Sound of a Clock Ticking October 6, 2022
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