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real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.
by gnostic3 April 19, 2022
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real nibba hours

The time when shit go down
Marx: Remember when we called a restaurant and ordered shit, but never paid?
Stalin: That was some real nibba hours.
by Venomsterr May 23, 2018
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Real-Life GTA

Real-Life GTA
A person who lives a hectic, chaotic, and erratic lifestyle, often caught up in criminal behaviour such as car theft, shoplifting, and taking or selling drugs. They typically have arrest warrants and are frequently seen being chased by the police, embodying the unpredictable, high-energy chaos of a video game. Known for being funny and entertaining, they’re usually surrounded by equally amusing characters, making their entire life feel like a real-world version of GTA.

Motto: Every day is like GTA.
Frank: Bruv, our mate Danny’s living in a real-life GTA LOL.
Lee: Init bruv. Every time I see him he’s on one, doing mad stuff bruv LOL.
Frank: He's always getting chased by the police too.

Lee: He thinks it’s well funny bruv LOL.
Frank: Cracks me up when he goes, “Every day’s like GTA.”
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 15, 2025
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teifke real estate

enTREpreneurs who understand and navigate the different worlds of real estate.

They create value out of multiple strategies with every property they encounter.

They’re knowledge-driven and committed to long-term value add and growth.
Teifke Real Estate is always up to something.
by thereal_TRE November 24, 2021
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talk real

not just being real, but admitting you need help in a situation.
if i were to talk real, depression is my body and soul’s cry for deep rest. i need deep rest from this pressure of keeping my story presentable. i can’t take the weight of holding “me” up anymore, and i need help.
by RealAnswersForRealLife December 6, 2018
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real wrap

jada uses it.
Jada: Thats real wrap right there.
by ttvfanesii June 9, 2023
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