bro job

when a guy gets a blow job from another dude.

dude! that wasn't a woman.... you totally just got a bro job!!! homo.

by chadsicle January 28, 2005

snow job

n. To give a snow job is to physically throw someone face first in deep snow or a snow bank on purpose, such that their entire face and/or head is buried. Most oftend done by children in playground, or college pranksters.

Not commonly used as a verb in this way

Person 1 "Come here you bitch" (Person 1 then throws person 2 in the sonw face first, laughing)

Person 1 "Snow Job!!"

by G.H. Hadden May 4, 2005

Bowl Job

A popular haircut in the 90's made by placing a bowl over the victim's head and shaving everywhere else.

Dude, that loser's haircut looks awful, it looks like his barber gave him a bowl job.

by BJ November 10, 2004

Monkey job

The act of during sexual intercourse, at the moment of orgasm, defecating into your hand and tossing your excrement into your partner's face while hooting loudly.

"Dude, she broke up with me!"
"Shit man, she say why?"
"No, but it might've had something to do with the monkey job I gave her last night"

by Lokas Frost August 13, 2008

rim job

thats when you have someone lick yo ass

i gave my wife a rimjob

by the man December 19, 1999

sand job

Giving someone a handjob with sand being used as the lubricant.

I woke up with a raw dick because michael decided to give me a sand job while i was passed out.

by tornado dave May 23, 2011

diaper job

Jobs where you need to wear a diaper like cashier, bus driver or waiter. Otherwise you pee yourself because you can't leave or boss gets mad.

Kim: Why don't you go get a job as a cashier?
Liz: No way, that's a diaper job.

by emPEE-52 August 30, 2011