Guy 1"Bro did Chad get his certificate yet?"
Guy 2"for what?"
Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"
Guy 2"for what?"
Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"
by Sybr767 October 22, 2020
Get the Nut Ninjamug. When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017
Get the arkansas ninja rapemug. Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*
by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018
Get the Ninjamug. To quit a job without anyone knowing. Be stealthy like a ninja. Just slowing pack up your stuff little by little and then never come back.
I hated that job so much that I had to ninja quit. Slowly packed up my shit and left my resignation letter in boss' letter tray.
by siamkittie March 24, 2017
Get the ninja quitmug. by Cyber trump September 28, 2021
Get the Cyber Ninjamug. An Australian word used to write down a list of things, and then have another person decide on which thing the person should do, The term comes from the Name Picker Ninja website. Phrase was coined by Biamca Smith in March of 2020
Anthony: Damn mate why is taking so long for Desiree to ninja
Beatrice: I don't know, she had a really long list
Beatrice: I don't know, she had a really long list
by AussieVictoria December 9, 2020
Get the Ninjamug. 