Jumpin Joe Mad

spastic athiest comes off hinges after hours of debating xians.

Evi went Jumpin Joe Mad after trying to get a reasonable answer about female masturbation and sin.

by Kill your god November 19, 2010

Animal madness

Noun - an alcoholic beverage composed of all the types of liquor in the vicinity mixed and served in a measuring cup. (No measuring should take place) It is traditionally drank until the person drinking it can't take it anymore then filled back up to the top with Mountain Dew. Guaranteed to make you go alcohol insane.

Guy 1: Why are you drinking from a measuring cup?

Guy 2: Because that's the only way to drink Animal madness

Guy 1: why is it called animal madness?

Guy 2 hands the drink to guy 1, who continues to go alcohol insane.

by Derick TapMan October 31, 2011

mad asl

to be extremely mad

"I'm mad asl I can't play basketball because of corona."

by Anonymous 22413 November 4, 2020

Mads

A very handsome guy with a beautiful smile who is amazing in bed

Mads is such a great, talented, loyal, passionate person, i would let it bang for him any day

by Sinov November 23, 2021

DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!

SAID TO EASE YOUR WAY INTO AN APOLOGY BECAUSE IT REMINDS THE PERSON OF ANTOINE AND BLAINE OF 'MEN ON FILM' ON IN LIVING COLOR AND THEY IMMEDIATELY START LAUGHING AND/OR FORGET WHY THEY WERE MAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.

TODD: NOT NOW. I'M PISSED AT YOU!
ALICE: AT LEAST HEAR ME OUT.
TODD: (SILENT BROODING)
ALICE: DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!
TODD: (SHAKING HIS HEAD, LAUGHING) WELL, 2 SNAPS UP , AN AIR KISS AND A WINK!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 June 21, 2017

Mads

Mads is the most communist person alive

Mads is the most communist person alive

1: look at that masd guy he thinks he owns anything'

2: yeah you are so right but he is sexy

by nigarino May 6, 2019

the mad donkey

when a guy is nailing a girl from behind, and as he's about to blow his load, he punches the girl on the back of the head, causeing her to 'BUCKAROO' and creates great orgasms all round.

Hey Brad, I nailed that chick from the bar last night. We had some amazing sex, I managed to slip in the mad donkey. I don't think she was expecting that.

by cheesemuncher96 April 12, 2017