Free Candy

Giving away candy for free. Mostly given by people in white van cars.

Hey kid do you want some free candy, just come to my van over here.

by orange_FAYGO December 27, 2022

free tattoo

A cut from skateboarding that is very large.

Tony hawk: dude that was a gnarly fall but free tattoo

by notatowelhead April 10, 2017

Free Writing

Free Writing is usually used by spending a set time to write, even if you don’t want to. Some writers use it when they have the opposite of writers block: they want to write so much, but they can’t keep their thoughts straight.

I use Free Writing to stop writers block

by ReadingInACorner October 22, 2017

free playstation

getting banned from the popular game overwatch 2 for 6 days ):

russian guy : dawg i wrote free playstation in the overwatch 2 chat and i got banned

big ass guy: its cuz ur crippled bro

by crippled russian April 26, 2023

Free The Tip

when you free your dick from your pants and let it breath.

damn my penis feels restricted i should free the tip

by unleashed tip January 14, 2023

free speech

A word that has lost its innocent image due to the constant abuse of the term by online radicals and liberals to silence everyone who is critical to a certain issue.

P1: Shut the fuck up, no one wants to reply on your spam threads retard.
P2: But I have the First Amendment! Anyway this is an imageboard, so fuck off! You don't belong here!
P1: You use free speech to make excuses for your spam? Come on, man.

by #LGCC9CCPP August 9, 2021

free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!

Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019