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Darwin Fish

A representation of a fish with the word/name Darwin inside it.
A remarkable little bit of anti-Christian bigotry that is popular in liberal circles.
Only a bigot would have a darwin fish
by Don Carl April 6, 2008
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Angry Fish

When on a trip with your buddy, shave your balls and leave the razor by the sink for your buddy to shave his face. When you tell him the next day you shaved your balls with the razor which he used to shave his face, he will start acting like an angry fish having realized your sweaty balls were all over his face.
1. "My boy said he was gonna kill me if I ever try to tea-bag him when he's blackout drunk so I settled for giving him the angry fish."

2. "After realizing he tasted my balls, Trevor started acting like an angry fish."

3. "I didn't wanna waste my ball pubes, so I figured I'll give my buddy the angry fish so he grows some respect."

4. "Even at age 39, Mike couldn't grow much facial hair, so I figured I'll add to it the next time he shaves by giving him the angry fish."
by Dr. Amadeus October 24, 2007
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Battered Fish

when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.
by MUSLIM+GARDENER October 2, 2009
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Bigfoot Fish

The Bigfoot Fish is a hybrid version of American legend and goldfish.

Due to it's relatively small population, Bigfoot Fish trawls the depths of the ocean using it's one hairy foot attached to the top of its' head to proper itself. Due to its' design, the Bigfoot Fish, it often drowns due to its' need to remain upside down to walk along the bottom.
*In a submarine*

Guy 1: Woah, shit dudes! I just seen a Bigfoot Fish!

Guy 2: No way man! Are you sure?

Guy 1: Yeah dude! It was like, furry, and crap, and was like, upside down, and like, dude!

Guy 2: No way man! No way!

Guy 1: Yeah. It caught some fish dude. Was rad dude!

Guy 2: What man? Do they eat fish?

Guy 1: Yeah dude! It lives in water dude! It doesn't eat leaves or men like Bigfoot dude!

Guy 2: But you said it was a Bigfoot Fish man.

Guy 1: Yeah dude. It was dude!

Guy 2: Fuck. I'm confused man.
by Sleazehound January 20, 2010
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fish yogurt

the act of skeeting inside of girls vagina and then letting the skeet drip from her vagina into a cup or bowl of some sort and then feeding the "fish yogurt" to her (note: for best results make sure the girl has not douched in a while)
asshole 1- Dude my girl friend's pissed at me!

asshole 2- why?

asshole 1- I snuck some fish yogurt from her when she wasn't looking and then fed it to her at dinner...

asshole 2- Haha classic!
by nate38** November 21, 2009
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fish murder

when your beta fish dies under questionable circumstances.
Shelby was eating a swimming around yesterday but now she's belly up??? Something's fishy, sounds like a classic case of fish murder!!
by fishdontlie December 7, 2010
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Fish talent

1: you know how to move that fish.
"Shake it girl, work that fish talent!"
by raymadalady September 8, 2006
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