Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018

Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

donkey

a penis that is small but attractive

you're donkey is sweet.

by dockeyassholebutfacepussylickr November 1, 2019

Sea Donkey

A Pittsburgh region colloquialism for an incredible large and tasty fried fish sandwich.

During lent, I look forward to going to local restaurants and tasting their Sea Donkeys with tartar sauce.

by pgh.fish.sandwich February 23, 2024

National donkey day

National donkey day is celebrated each year in 8th May to celebrate our overlords.

Oh, by the way! Did you go worship our overlords on national donkey day?

by JustDumbAsBricks May 8, 2024

Yard Donkey

A blue collar worker who never actually works. Someone who stays in the yard when the hard work is happening.

Look at this yard donkey watching all the real men getting the job done.

by Dan Mandingo April 15, 2025

donkey bonnet

A nice way of calling someone an asshat. someone who is up to stupid.

"Damn, Jill do hear all that dumb, Jake was talking? He was being a real donkey bonnet."

by starnermy January 3, 2023