Destroy dick December

If you have contact with a dick, show no mercy.

Person 1: Take it slow bae
Person 2: Hell no bitch it's destroy dick December

by MeminDemon November 8, 2019

December 28 2022

The impossible date that some of the definitions here have been published on, despite obviously not reaching this date yet. Probably just a glitch. Either that or time travellers are trying to tell us something.

If you browse UD on a regular basis, you might've came across at least one definition published on December 28 2022 before this actual date.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 1, 2022

Dry Dick December

immediatly after no nut november, dry dick december

Rules:

- don't take a shower (that'll get wanker wet)

- use a hairdyer to dry your dick once a day for 5 minutes

- be sure to not get any "fluids" onto your cock

- Absolutely NO BLOWJOBS, saliva can wet your cock

Shit I spilled my water, I failed Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022

Don't die December

An event that obliges you to beat Minecraft in Hardcore.

Person 1: Hey, it's December, wanna try Don't die December?
Person 2: Hell yeah man, I'm boutta' log on.

by Harvek December 1, 2020

December 12, 2012

December 12, 2012 is NOT the date of the apocalypse. Many other dates were set as the end-day, but time still went on after that.

This is the date that the ancient Mayan Calendar says that this era of time will end. According to the Mayan, the human race will "change." Some have speculated that it will be a change in our politics, culture, climate of the world, or even evolution. Others believe nothing will actually happen on this date.

Person 1: OMG!!! The world's gonna end in December 12, 2012!!!

Person 2: No it won't!!!

by crazyhead June 3, 2009

Don't Shit December

When you don't shit for the entire month of december. It can be very dangerous, but it's a fun activity.

Good luck!

-Hey, have you heard of Don't Shit December?
-No, is that a shit version of No Nut november?

by Benun BAD BOY SWAG SWAG SWAG November 5, 2018

Fuck Dom December

You must have sex with dominic every day for the whole month of December

Hey have you seen dom??

Well it is that time of the year ya know

Oh yeah fuck Dom December how could I forget I had to break up with my girl cause of this shit hahaha

by Sexy Texan 2000 November 13, 2021