When you, or someone else is at a party and they just don't fit in. Eg, sober at a phrat party. Common name for this person is "Gary". Often think they're the main attraction but everyone just wants them to leave. Gives of a rapey/ creepy vibe.
"Man, i showed up to this party after work on Friday, everyone but me was wasted. I was a real beef cheeks on the chin but I stuck around anyway. Drove home sober at midnight"
by TheRealFakeGary June 24, 2020
Get the beef cheeks on the chinmug. 
by MaybeSarge April 7, 2021
Get the calico beefmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025
Get the .9.Hold Mah Beef.9.mug. Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light
by Bantsas October 10, 2017
Get the Beef curtainsmug. Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..
Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!
Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!
by Old man handjob. May 23, 2017
Get the Beef jerkymug. The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.
Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.
Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.
Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?
Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby
Guy 1: How does that even happen?
Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it
Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby
Guy 1: How does that even happen?
Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it
by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025
Get the Minnesota Beef Curtainmug.