Beef Musket

Noun weiner...especially when erect typically used with reference to male dominance. (Plural) Beef Muskets

Tommy has been shooting his fuggin Beef Musket at whatever walks no wonder it burns and he has kids.

by MaddHatterz June 29, 2025

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Beef Stew

When someone is taking a shower and you go into the bathroom and take a huge smelly shit. The smell circulates and mixes with the steam thus making a soupy shitty room, in turn making the shower taker gag and sometimes throw up. Also you leave the toilet lid up and don’t flush, so that the smell stays and the shower taker has to fight through the gagging and dry heaving to flush the toilet, making it an utterly amazing experience. Most of the time it’s a nice clumpy diarrhea, resembling a nice hearty can of beef stew!

Hank was taking too long in the shower, so I gave him a beef stew.

by BatFactory788 July 1, 2025

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Freezer Beef

Knocked up, no college degree, and single (typically a woman)

Don't look right now, but I think that freezer beef across the bar is checking you out.

by Slatorch July 4, 2025

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Munting The Beef

To be high as fuck.

Tim: I just ripped this pen and im high as shit

Dom: he's totally munting the beef bro

by Sydmey July 8, 2025

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Beef Resurgence

Definition: When one is masturbating , they are simultaneously cupping their ball sack with the other hand , reaching with their pinkie to dig in butt, upon arrival of climax the participant smells both hands at the same time resulting in a ‘Beef Resurgence’ musk

In a sentence : “Yo bro had a wicked Beef Resurgence in the work bathroom! It was rank !

by Y.U.C. July 12, 2025

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