When someone says something really freaking stupid/ridiculous in school and everyone around this person groans in disgust.
Teacher: Class, be sure to get to your testing sites by 8:00.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.
by Lonny B May 21, 2013
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This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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by wizardingworldpants March 8, 2022
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Demoman: *Dies from trolldier in 2fort*
Trolldier: *Hits the Schadenfreude*
Game chat:
The crusty brinkstruck (trolldier): Rare high moment
Demoman: MEDIC!
Demoman: *Dies from trolldier in 2fort*
Trolldier: *Hits the Schadenfreude*
Game chat:
The crusty brinkstruck (trolldier): Rare high moment
Demoman: MEDIC!
by Poseidon poop June 15, 2023
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Guy 1: “Man, Stacy dumped me because I was late to another date!”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”
by Ezra Bergenstein January 19, 2022
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