Donkey Kong

MONKEY

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class

by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023

Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022

FLYING DONKEY

A special, rare species that Legends may only see, Or use to interrupt someone about to explain an idea

"Ayo bro, so I have this idea" -let me guess a FLYING DONKEY neh...

by Japanese Travis Scott April 25, 2021

yard donkey

A helpless dirtleg , side twisted puddle slit. A low down dirt ratchet.

You dirt leg yard donkey.

by Amandhugnkiss February 8, 2017

kinda donkey

someone who is uncool, unfair, or unskilled

Thats kinda donkey.

by mega5 September 18, 2021

fog donkey

An honest person in a room full of fools.

Name is a real fog donkey, they always tell the truth even when everyone else thinks something else is happening.

by Kollies October 4, 2022

Donkey Hoe

The perfect phrase to use for a completely fugly and clapped bitch, who sounds like a dying donkey and looks like your grandmas most recent shit. These women are usually scuffed cunts that try to act hip with the kids, even though they are actually; in their mid 40's, going through a mid-life crisis and browse pintrest in their spare time.

"He look thats Carys"
"You mean the donkey hoe?"
"Oh yeah, i forgot shes a fugly ass bitch"

by christine_is_a_milf August 31, 2020