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Whale

Noun

Plural, whales

1. A very large marine mammal.

2. A human of incredible size, especially a fat woman with a bad attitude.

3. An individual who has tremendous wealth and likes to flaunt it, especially in casinos, nightclubs, strip clubs, and high-end clothing outlets. Often used as a term of endearment. A loving/affectionate term used only for wealthy people you truly care about.

Verb (1)

Intransitive verb

Whaled; whaling

1. To engage in whale fishing.

2. To pursue fat women after 2:00 AM in an act of drunken, horny desperation.

3. To blast off like all the crypto scammers and YouTubers on Hustler Casino Live. Example: straddle the button to $25K.

Verb (2)

Transitive verb

1. Lash, thrash, hit, defeat soundly.

See also: whale off, whalelike, whale-ish, whale shit, whale estate, whale car/clothes/house/cats, whalin' out
"Only a true whale says FIJI water isn't good enough."

"Did you whale off at the Gucci store, bro?"

"I heard you were whalin' out at the Rhino last night, bruh."
by Whale_Potential November 5, 2022
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Whale

your mother is a whale
by Cumgis Khan December 3, 2022
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whale steak

Dogpiling a player in a game (usually a card or board game), not because it would be helpful, but because it would be funny.
"Mike is one victory point away from winning. Whale steak his ass."
by jevereds December 8, 2022
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Whale Juice

The strange dew that you may find on grass in the early morning
"You've left whale juice everywhere!"
by 7y6i376 January 2, 2023
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Whale the tar

Beat or thrash someone severely. Another definition of whale is to attach either verbally or physically. hit or beat someone.
The team whale the tar out of their opponent 20-2. The security officer dragged them into the lane way and started whaling the tar out of them
by annoyingclodshoemoney February 16, 2023
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Whale the tar

To verbally or physically berate or attack someone
The team whale the tar of the opposition 2-20. The security guard dragged them round the corner and whales the tar out of them.
by annoyingclodshoemoney February 16, 2023
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Whale

An useless clump of meat you cant eat in the ocean. Your thermometer is smarter than it.
Arti is such a whale.
You are such a whale
by MrIcantsleep March 11, 2023
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