half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.

My half-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?

by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021

I give half a shit

Not caring about something AT ALL

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit

by I give half a shit July 3, 2020

Days-And-A-Half

The nervous and obvious act of lying when someone asks how long you have been doing something.

mom-"Billy how long have you been doing your homework"

Billy-" Days-And-A-Half"

Mom-" Billy??"

Billy "SHIT FINE BITCH FIVE MINUTES...SHIT AND CHEDDER CHEESE!"

by D.B Brink December 31, 2009

Camp Half Blood

The badass camp for demi gods (from the Percy Jackson Series by Rick Riordan) with shitty lives

My dad left before I was born, I have dyslexia and ADHD, I'm bullied, and I usually blow up half the schools I go to, ill fit right in at Camp Half Blood

by Garryteehee August 11, 2024

TW0 AND A HALF

If your FRAT brothers call you this as watch your back.

I hate to tell you TOM as you are a TW0 AND A HALF with a zero.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

Half available

When you're single but don't want to commit to anyone

Oh yeah, she's half available

by CuckNinja August 2, 2018