Sam Porcello

an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years. His work earned him the nickname, "Mr. Oreo."

Sam Porcello died May 12, 2012, at the age of 76.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Sam

Sam is the most amazing person on the planet. He's hilarious and cheesy but not too cheesy, he knows how to treat a girl right and he gives the best hugs ever.

I met a Sam and he's so great

by Urbanboiiiiiii May 14, 2020

sam

GYATT HER ASS IS MASSIVE SMASH SMASH SMASH

(sam) julie is sam

by sanixoo April 17, 2023

Top gun sam

Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK

"why do i feel so horny? oh, it must be top gun sam"

by pissgargler07 December 16, 2022

sam

The most clapped mother-fucker you will ever meet. usually works at coca-cola and doesn't shut up about it...
about 4'11 and has a VERY small 'weenie' (Johnson, 2022).

Also, a pretty cool guy... likes old people.

sam: Hi my names sam, I work at coca-cola
person 1: oh nice!
person 2: YOU TELL EVERYONE ! SHUT UP

by smhdk October 23, 2022

Code of the Sam's

Sam's always help each other it's what they do.

Hey could you help me move this couch?

Why would I do that?

The Code of the Sam's! We're both named Sam! It's what we do!

by /H July 30, 2021

Sam

the most handsome, dumbest, funniest, respectful boy that i have ever met in my entire life. he has the prettiest eyes with the prettiest smile and he really puts effort into the things that he does for his girlfriend. he’s shy, but always builds up the courage to come up to his girlfriend. his girlfriend is the most lucky person to have him in the whole world and she loves him so much.

“oh yeah, angela? yeah she loves sam a lot.”

by angelooololol November 28, 2021