salami guy

cool guy in cb (defitinitely not made by me)
woah its salami guy hes so cool he gets bitches(men too)
by salami guy November 18, 2022
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creepy guy @ work

This was something brought to light by Dane Cook the funniest guy in the entire world. If you ever notice when you are at a job there is always a creepy guy there. And even if you quit and go to a different job the guy is still there. And whenever he comes drifting in like lets say you are in the break room you get that feeling that there something wrong here and you need to get out like behind a vending machine or on the roof to go breakdancing. but there is a solution that Mr. Cook has come up with, you should talk to that guy and be nice to him and give him Snickers (candy) because when that day finally comes where he snaps! and comes into work with a sawwed off shotgun just killing everyone CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! then he gets to your office and whispers "thanks for the candy" you'll be happy you listened to Dane Cook.
"Marcus, the creepy guy @ work, just came in and shot everyone except Dane.
by DeanL July 24, 2006
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Homeless Guy Hug

Hugging someone, namely a date in halfassed way as to tell them they are not interested in another date or possibly ever seeing that person again.
Once in the parking lot she gave him a homeless guy hug because she wanted the date to be over quickly.
by HarvHarv October 14, 2007
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Family Guy

It is a hilarious show. The creators and writers are brilliant comedians, who write with a brand of humor undoubtedly absurd and creative, but not relevant or precise in semantics, and sometimes without appeal to the more touchy watcher. And, anyone who says it is for the less intelligent is most likely less intelligent than the creator, Seth MacFarlane and the rest of the team.
You: I watched family guy last night, and I dreamed of footballs and strange babies.
by phytoyeman May 20, 2011
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white guy stuff

the perfect excuse to leave an akward situation
white guy: That was a great time last night.
white guy's girlfriend: I think I'm pregnet.
white guy: I gotta go do white guy stuff.
by SuperPimp May 23, 2008
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What's this guy's deal?

1: When one does not quite understand a guy's deal

2: First used in Step Brothers by Derek's son while the family was eating dinner and Dale asked a question about Derek's story. Out of anger and confusion of Dale's stupid question the son muttered, "What's this guy's deal?", creating comedy legend.

3: Can be said in certain situations, such as: If a friend was doing something slightly vulgar and without purpose one might say, "What's this guy's deal?". Out of pure perplexion of that guy's deal. Commonly said to a group of people so perhaps one of them must understand.
Person 1: "Wow, Twilight was such a good movie. Full of inspiration of how the undead can still find love."

Person 2: "What's this guy's deal?"
by morganthegreat February 13, 2010
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Crazy Screaming Guy

Crazy guy who hangs out on 6th & Pine in downtown Seattle screaming incoherently about something that has to do with the Seattle police being communists and the Fry Apartments. Always holding a large decorative scepter and a sign that tries to “explain” his ramblings. It has a picture of Jesus but claims that he himself is in fact the son of god, yes. Also declares that the police give him “troblo” and wants nothing to do with you because you are working with the “Devil Communists” and signed papers against him. Deeply disturbed, yet entertaining individual.
"Man did you see that crazy screaming guy when you were downtown shopping?"

"Yes, he is the one who claims Seattle police are communists."
by Jesh86 August 08, 2008
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