Sam

An absolute chad and model Sigma male. Built like an ox and Bob Ross had a love child. Will ghost you endlessly. A big weeb and a bigger stud. 10/10. Would recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard from Sam lately?

Person 2: No. He’s probably watching Doki Doki’s Bizzare Neon Ballz

by JoelyBagoli November 23, 2021

Sam

A tiny penis man who watches anime all day while jacking off

Damn that guy is a Sam

by Sexy god of 69 September 15, 2020

sam gellaitry

The best Scottish musician ever.

Honestly, no one on this site knows who Sammy G is so I just decided to make a definition out of boredom (obviously)

sam gellaitry is awesome

by CarkyAmster March 4, 2023

sam

god hes such a sweaty gamer but hes cool i guess

sam: guys i found diamond
friend: ok

by cactus dick September 13, 2020

A sam

A sam is a friend of yours that you only met through a friend.

I met Michael on SAMP we are friends. Michael introduced me to his friend Sam who I am now also friends with. That is A sam

by RagTagPig October 29, 2020

Sam

The kind of guy to simp for a girl named Annabelle.

Annabelle wants Sam’s lightning in her booty

by Duncan doo doo2005 September 6, 2020

sam duffy

Sam Duffy is an ugly shark lookin ass that goes to pinkerton academy.

Boy 1: bro have you seen that Sam Duffy chick?
Boy 2: yeah she ugly, fat AND looks like a whole ass shark

by Tylerstcyr January 21, 2020