Slow Child Moment

When someone says something really freaking stupid/ridiculous in school and everyone around this person groans in disgust.

Teacher: Class, be sure to get to your testing sites by 8:00.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.

by Lonny B May 21, 2013

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by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

Brown Pants Moment

It is characterized by chrushing your sprit when you try on an article that you were excited about and it makes you feel the worst you ever have about yourself in your life.

Anneliese, I'm having a brown pants moment right now.

by wizardingworldpants March 8, 2022

Lenny Bruce Moment

A Lenny Bruce Moment occurs when a person says something offensive just to shock the people in the room. It is named for the legendary 1960s New York City comedian and social commentator, Lenny Bruce.

I can't believe she said that. She was being offensive to get attention, her Lenny Bruce Moment.

by Silent Barracuda October 18, 2018

Unepic gamer moment

Opposite of epic gamer moment. It means being noob or it can also be used as a way of saying if something tragic has occurred.

Iran: The US will send us Queso and Salami!
Trump: Hey siri send Queso and Salami to Iran
Siri: Command understood, sending an airforce strike to kill Qasem Soleimani.
Trump: oh no! unepic gamer moment.

by Ekkai January 9, 2020

certified bruh moment

A "Brother, what are you doing?" moment that is so jaw-droppingly stupid it has to be certified, memorialized, and put on a plaque. More shocking than a standard bruh moment.

John: Did you hear about how he accidentally used the toilet towel to wipe the bowls?
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.

by Krimson Knives November 19, 2022

Peter Parker Moment

A “Peter Parker Moment” or “PPM” is when you try to do the right thing, but it just ends up blowing up in your face. Making you worse off than if you just chose to be a worse person in the moment.

Guy 1: “Man, Stacy dumped me because I was late to another date!”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”

by Ezra Bergenstein January 19, 2022