Straight

We all know you lying

Guy 1: bro I swear I’m straight, all we did was sword fight!!
Guy 2: okay buddy

by FogBound23 September 14, 2021

Straight-y

Have you ever met a guy that claims to be straight but acts super gay?? That's a straight-y!

"Omg, the straight-ys think they're everything."
"I'm not gay," they say!

by Blue_Moon15 April 19, 2022

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

a Straight jonas

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay

That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "

by nou69420 January 15, 2020

straight tiktok

A side of tiktok which includes bad dancing, pretty privilege, homophobia, terrible couple pranks, and overall cringiness. Usually the default settings of people reside here but any sexuality can be on straight tiktok.

I accidentally got onto straight tiktok the other day. Worst experience ever.

by 🍓 soph December 03, 2021

Straight TikTok

The best and superior side of TikTok. Where all the unproblematic people reside. Everyone in straight TikTok supports the right things and can take a joke.

Dan: Are you on straight tiktok or alt tiktok?
Kenny: Straight duhh, that's the best side
Dan: good

by Chloe Lee October 23, 2020

Straight TikTok

Straight TikTok is the mainstream TikTokers who first made the app popular by sharing dance videos and shirtless thirst traps. Or in simple terms, straight tiktok is like your math grade, so bad not even god can help you

Hey, did you see the new video of that shirtless guy doing a thirst trap?
Yes...we both are on straight tiktok then

by boobreelemon May 17, 2021