Work Sock

An article of clothing you don't mind getting dirty after you "pleasure" yourself in your room.

Billy was in his room looking at internet porn. When it was time to clean up the mess he grabbed his "work sock".

by buck naked23 April 30, 2011

Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Sock Cucker

Someone who jerks off into their right sock and makes the left sock watch.

Thomas is so mean to his left sock, he always makes it watch while the right one has all the fun. What a Sock Cucker

by M Land May 12, 2024

SAHARA SOCK

When someone blow drys your asshole to the point of cracked dirt, and proceeds to fuck you senseless with his one eyed 12" rattle snake.

Damn Jeremy, i need a frozen steak after that sahara sock.

by WHOKNOWSYOU32 June 15, 2018

Daddy long sock

A daddy long sock is when a male has a big cock for granny to make bacon for the kids with, this is also for girls with big tats and that are soccer balls just like azzy land!

“Oh Man U have a daddy long sock don’t cha’”

by THICK BECKY January 26, 2019

Whoo Sock

The resulting pink tube caused by simutaneouly screaming "WHOO", punching your partner in the back of the head and violently pulling out of anal sex.

I banged her/him so hard, her/his whoo sock fell out.

by Duffbeerbuttchug January 25, 2020

Sock

Step 1) grab out of drawer

Step 2) pull apart

Step 3) pull in foot
Step 6) fix if needed

Step 7) walk

I put in my sock this morning.

by imthat hottone March 13, 2018