University of Second Choice

University of South Carolina. Some people say its University of Southern California but we all know it’s Carolina. You don’t wanna be there on a cold and grey Carolina morning.

Gotta drive down to the University of Second Choice

by Fight like hell dammit and win February 26, 2026

Toasted Marshmallow Scone

It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Day—even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message 😉

Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.

by JBSWMO February 15, 2025

they hit the second tower

when you thought the story was over, but more bad news came out.

no way she has had a man this whole time…they hit the second tower

by therealestouttherefr May 2, 2025

Chuckle for a Second

(verb phrase)
/ˈchəkəl fər ə ˈsekənd/

Definition:
A brief, involuntary laugh-like reaction triggered by something so absurd, delusional, or unserious that full laughter isn’t warranted—but you simply can’t help yourself. Usually accompanied by an eye roll, a sharp exhale through the nose, or a knowing smirk.

Often used when someone says something so confidently wrong that your only response is internal amusement with a side of “be serious.”

“He said ‘I’m an empath’ right after causing a scene. I chuckled for a second and sipped my drink.”
“I didn’t even argue back. Just chuckled for a second and blinked.”
“He said astrology isn’t real but god talks to him through parking spots, and I just had to chuckle for a second.”

by paigesmithusa May 16, 2025

the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second

You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

John McGregor Secondary School

A fuckass school in Chatham, Ontario with tiny dick losers that carry knives and shit in the fucking urinals

Oh man, you go to John McGregor Secondary School? I heard somebody wiped they shit on the fucking wall there.

by Antidongalong November 2, 2025

charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior

Casual behavior and activities to spot out a de youngin like charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior.

3) Dosn't like 1 and 2 cus he scared of 12 cus he be stealin too much
4) Guy that usually pulls MAD hoes
5) True Relegion Fein

6) Vape Fein

7) Facetimes Noah Hillton
8) Crip Activity
9) Screams Soo Woo to get ugly black girl agitated & her gay best friend

7) is young

8) is crippin

34) can't count
30) lost his virginity at 14

503) has only 1 friend that is de youngin it too

3) loves guys named brandon (def diddn't say he'd beat his ass on sight but he is loki a lil fat might lowkey need to help brandon get on a diet so charlie can strike (charlie cannot fight btw) but you already know de younin marco finna help like a real de youngin brother true crip true blood don't trip he a real one

348342) almost jerked off to every girl at lms

43) name is charles calium deyoung

charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior woke up today.

by callumdeoyung May 14, 2022