Stoned

It just means being high on marijuana. Not all those other definitions that make it seem like your retarded. Now that said, being stoned to the BONE would apply to those other definitons

Jay/yahya: “Dude that weed was so strong i got stoned off of one hit”

by DictionateUrbanly July 11, 2021

Stone Hoe

that one bitch that believes her shiny stones give her special powers....

Stone hoe: ''Hello Sisters, did you charge your stones today?''

Someone that isn't slow: ''Hell nah you a stone hoe''

by Matt3K July 27, 2021

Stonebaby

A baby made of pure stone

"That's one stonebaby!"

by Eric Carter August 2, 2021

stokerifict

Like stoked but more.
And present bro.

Tanner tested negative of HIV, Stokerifict!!!

by Chetfakera August 12, 2021

Stone

Stone's are kind, creative, and generally happy people. Whenever you are down, a stone will always try its best to cheer you up. But Stone's are very impressionable, so you must be careful about what you do and say around them. All Stone's get attached to people and things easily. Most Stone's are down for anything (especially snuggles and cuddles), but Stone's can be hateful very quickly if rubbed the wrong way. If you meet a Stone you will be friends very quickly. All Stone's are clumsy in some way, from ripping the condom to dropping the car keys. Clumsiness will always be there. Lastly, Stone perfectly represents the quote "Don't believe everything you breathe."

You: I met a Stone last week at the bar.

Friend: How was it?
You: he dropped my baby.

by 1950sNewyorkBox August 13, 2021

stonedner

The act of being high on reefer with your dick in a chick.

I was stonedner when I noticed the herpes infected anal zit on her clit.

by Get pay September 22, 2021

Stone

A noisy stone doesn't get looked over, it wasn't for lack of noticing the stone that the builder rejected the stone.

With all that noise coming from the mouth of the stone, nobody was overlooking it. It was a plain stone that was only going to keep taking from the other stones while giving nothing back.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021