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A Ryan is a very funny person to be around. They are usually on the bigger side but embrace it. They say they are going to get skinny but never do. The type of person to shave his head during a long break and also they have big cocks. Usually pretty y’all and a rich family
Richard: look it’s Ryan let’s slap his tit
Ryan: no
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Ryan is a person that is a very laid back person but sometimes needs attention. Sometimes he can be mean but in the end he will appologize. Ryan is a very loyal friend who spending time with friends and family. Ryan can also have a bubble but, also beware Ryan can be easy to piss off. Ryan can make you laugh alot and enjoy your time with a Ryan. If you ever see a Ryan be nice and he will too.
Ryan is a laid back guy. Hes cool to hang around with.
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Ryan is one hell of a guy. he's hot. like I'm tellin you, REALLY DAMN HOT and he doesn't even know it. he's probably Latino. he has an amazing personality and he's one of the funniest people you will ever meet. if he has feelings for you, you bet he's gonna tell all his friends about you and never stop. sadly tho he's a liar and keeps things bottled up which usually messes up his relationships with people that would actually give the world to him. if you are this type of Ryan get back in touch with the connections you lost due to your poor ability to solve problems.
"damn I met this dude and he was hilarious as helll"

"is it that Ryan guy? heard he was sumn"
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An underworked but overpaid union laborer. Usually known to spend his/her entire paycheck on unnecessary recreational toys such as jet skis, ATV's, and fifth wheel trailers. Typically works 16-32 hours of overtime every week to barely maintain monthly payments for the previous examples. Lives paycheck to paycheck and never has more than $100 in his/her savings account.
Ryan Earnheart worked another round of overtime to pay for his rims.
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Ryan: I simped
Guy 1: We know
Guy 2: You won't ever have sex with her
by Ryanbesimpindoe February 14, 2020
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A Ryan tends to have a square of triangular shapped head they are very short and noticable.
They are extremly unfunny and cant take a joke.
A Ryan has a ear pearcingly high pitched voice and unbearable jokes.
A Ryans family usually consists of a gender confused mum a skin head dad and a brother who had a massive forhead.
Ryans tend to find someone and never leave them alone.
If you see a ryan.RUN.
Anne Frank"ew what is that short annoying thing"
Jimmy Savile"Thats a ryan not even i would fuck that"
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SO DANG HOT.LOVE HIM. LOVE HIS EYES. FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM INSTANTLY.
by ponylover100 February 16, 2020
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