Porn

A thing with naked women, men, and anything else that you masturbate too, and as soon as you orgasm, lose all interest in.

Man 1: Imma go watch some porn
Rest of friends: We all know damn well he'll be right back after he cums

by Milkgetter March 11, 2023

Porn

It's what your mom does and the reason she's been buying you so much New things

Your mom: I do porn so we can have nice things

by Ur mom 55 September 11, 2022

PORN

Uhhhhhhh.... really why did uyou look this up annyways?

Mom: Why is there Porn in your history
Son: RRRRUUUUUNNNN!!!
jumps out window and kermits suicide

by [e-mail] June 2, 2018

Porn

Sex

I want to do porn

by Byotch tehe December 14, 2020

Porn Hub

An orange and black website for watching sexy videos

Happ and Blue both like to watch Porn Hub on the daily.

by May1005 October 30, 2022

porn

what you watch.

i know you do.

you can hide it from me.

i know everything.

pp porn

by amigay?or.areyou? July 6, 2022

Presidential porn

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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.

by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020