poop rueban

going into a situation that you know is fucked up or

todays gonna suck im bout to eat a fat poop rueban or my day was such a poop rueban and of course i had to eat it

by Guitarin May 17, 2021

Poop feet

When you poop and then don’t shower for the rest of the day and fecal matter particles remain on your feet.

Are you seriously gonna get in this bed with those poop feet? Go take a shower Alana!

by Pantherking December 29, 2021

Poop Rally

A pep rally but with poop

Hey, wanna eat some poop at the poop rally?

by 1234567890abcdefghij July 19, 2020

Poop Dick

When you taking a shit and your dick falls into the water.

Bro! I need to wash my dick. I got poop dicked.

by 2.Scriple August 8, 2017

Poop Amnesia

A mental phenomena in which the pooper pushes violently to the point of completely losing his/her train of thought. Can have long term effects.

I opened safari on my phone while on the toilet and before I could type my search in, all hell broke loose for a total of 3 seconds. When it was over, I couldn’t remember what I was going to look up. I had experienced poop amnesia.

by FattyOmega January 21, 2021

Poop Paralysis

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t move

My stomach hurts so bad that I have poop paralysis

by Ron Stevenson July 18, 2019

dry poop

a time when you take a shit but you have something hella hard like your pp and takes forever to push and feels like giving birth

tommyinit: I had a dry poop the other day
wilbursoot: what the fuck
tommyinit: my poop was a boy

by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020