Toes

“Hey Jake! “Let me suck your toes!”
“Ok Janie!
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Covid Toe

Proof that my friends are idiots
Hey Ryandid you have that Covid toe?
by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022
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toe tickler

When one has a toe fetish so to reach full climax they need their toes tickled
Hey baby wanna be my toe tickler and take my full load
by toe tickler 3000 December 14, 2016
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Missle Toe

The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.
I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!
by JeremyFeit December 13, 2016
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Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.
While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.
by anonymous March 17, 2023
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Twinkle toes

A name for a old man named Derek, a paedophile that you should stay away from at all costs. This bloke lurks around Norfolk and he waits for kiddies outside of any school and rapes them in public. He was arrested for child raping, trafficking and was caught doing crack and feeding his basement kids meth
Twinkle toes was raping a kid in his shitty apartment while the army was on the hunt for this fellow. He is that much of a scummy man, the army is sent out for him
by MC_Barry_is_god_420 October 13, 2020
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