by PEppa pig and chicken little January 5, 2019

by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022

by toe tickler 3000 December 14, 2016

I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!
by JeremyFeit December 13, 2016

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.
by anonymous March 17, 2023

A name for a old man named Derek, a paedophile that you should stay away from at all costs. This bloke lurks around Norfolk and he waits for kiddies outside of any school and rapes them in public. He was arrested for child raping, trafficking and was caught doing crack and feeding his basement kids meth
Twinkle toes was raping a kid in his shitty apartment while the army was on the hunt for this fellow. He is that much of a scummy man, the army is sent out for him
by MC_Barry_is_god_420 October 13, 2020
