My Mother Fucker

Nickname for "Dad"/"Father", since he is the fucker of our mother.

Kid: What's up My Mother Fucker?!
Dad: What?! Get your ass to your room!

Kid: I heard My Mother Fucker fucking my mother last night.
Friend: Your Mother Fucker is one lucky bastard. Your mom is such a MILF

by MILF_FUCKER May 30, 2017

Geezed in my pants

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”

I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.

by Soffz84 November 16, 2017

Up in my business

Ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me.

Something about him creeps me out. I can't really explain it. He's always up in my business.

by Matt117 February 19, 2018

Spoon In My Gelato

italian netflix and chill

He put his spoon in my gelato!

by chev1927 May 13, 2018

salts my apples

Another term for "pissed off."
Frequently used on Reddit and in the titles of 'Rip Vine' compilations

Ajit Pai and his net neutrality ass really salts my apples

by I hate myself. January 20, 2018

fell on my nuts

When everything just goes to hell.

After my car broke down, the tire went flat. Feels like I just fell on my nuts!

by Bakinbread January 20, 2017

Sauced My Nuggets

When you’re holy and don’t wanna swear but you gotta take your anger out somehow

Damn Jimmy, Ms. Lagler really sauced my nuggets today.

by saucy_nug_nugs69_420 December 17, 2019