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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 1, 2024
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Sam Bankman-Fried. CEO of FTX
Quit spending money on her bro, you're acting like a SIMP.

Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.

Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.
by Squeaks’ Father January 26, 2023
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Someone who is simping - being positively biased, giving, protective about someone or something; Correspondingly negatively biased (lack of empathic thinking=psychopathic) to the perceived opposite.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).

Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.

Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.
My GPU is better than yours. Just get a job, just learn things, just invest.. Repeating what upper stratas are saying doesn't turn you into one, they don't care that much, corpa simp.

Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold September 29, 2023
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She does everything for that girl. She’s such an Emilie Jolley.

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A person usually male; who is desperate to please their girlfriend/ female friend. This can be seen in form of cuddling, doing tasks, long talks and or buying gifts.
cuddling his hoe instead of a bro “he’s a simp
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candice: yo i got SIMP
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