Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.
A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.
A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.
🪳Is that girl depressed?
🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.
🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?
🤤Yup.
🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.
🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?
🤤Yup.
by Watson4real February 11, 2024
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by marden928 November 22, 2021
Get the Marie Covidkondo mug.Maries are the prettiest girls you may know and everybody loves them •They are usually blonde and have blue eyes•They love to tell stories and tell jokes all the time•They seem very confindent,but inside they are shy•Maries love to go out and have fun and they are always there for you when you need them•They are the stylishest girls in the world and love to decorate their rooms and apartments•All guys try to be her boyfriend because she smiles all the time•All Maries are very creative •They fall in love very fast•Maries are usually very rich and popular•
Marie,I love you
by katie610109283773 January 3, 2017
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
Get the An Hail Mary Dynamite mug.Mary is a very nice person, around particular people, and she always listens to you however this is only when it concerns her. Mary is a loud annoying and obnoxious person around popular people, this does not mean she isn’t nice to talk to when she’s alone. Mary is very sensitive when it comes to her height, weight, acne and her hair this makes mary a very scared and insecure person. Mary’s sister is very kind and sweet but the second she finds you annoying she will make you commit social death, which may... will result in you moving schools or dying. As nice as mary is she is still not a very nice person to any clique other than “the populars” which makes sense because she is one. One day Mary will be a mother and have to explain how she lost her virginity at 13 xxx
“Mary is a big fat bitch.” - her enemies (plural)
“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people
“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person
“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people
“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person
by big fat bitch boutta rant November 6, 2018
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Guy #1 - damn! Heather already took two molly pills and did a gram of coke!
Guy #2 - yeah she’s going full Mary this weekend!
Guy #2 - yeah she’s going full Mary this weekend!
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