shakin' my lettuce

1. When one shakes their lettuce in a container in order to mix it in with the dressing.

2. Some random response to the question, "What are you doing?" usually meaning you're doing something unusual.

Dude, what the hell are you doing?
I'm shakin' my lettuce!

by pathfin9 January 30, 2009

MY FRIEND DAISY

My friend Daisy is very nice but.........SHE BULLY ME sometimes, one time she ate my sandwich it had penuts in i shes alecgic to penuts so she started cofing and i laughed and then she went to nurse and she laed down and then she felt beter

My friend daisy be like:
Me:"Ugh daisy so anoying wish she just go ded"
Daisy: "Eats more of my sanwich without remeber the penut"

by YourLocalApple January 10, 2022

Birds in my nest

When a guy says this it means he came in his pants and his genital regions got sperm on it.His pubic hairs in this area have been covered in sperm and now have dried up creating a nest.

Guy says :There are birds in my nest
Person next to him: what are you talking about?
Guy says: You don't wanna know

by GuyGaiden23X December 14, 2017

my ass is smelly

when you take a gigantic dump in your old girlfriends toilet so she doesnt let you wipe your ass

Mom: Whats that i smell?
You: I went to my old girlfriends house
Mom: So?
You: She didnt let me wipe so my ass is smelly

by showmanisbored January 17, 2021

ali my love

Ali is the love of my life , hes amazing i love him with all my heart. This name is precious i really appreciate him , if anyone lives with someone named Ali means that u own the world L78

Ali My love

by LA78 May 24, 2018

stroke my loin

basically tell someone to give you a handjob

hey mary come over here and stroke my loin

by 1965zosoo April 9, 2009

look at my dick

a trick you play on your fellow acquaintances in the PE locker room

boy 1: bro bro bro
boy 2: yah?
boy 1: look at my dick

boy 2: -looks-
boy 1: dude you're so gay

by holy maccaroni April 18, 2017