this just in 

This Just In is a phrase told by anchormen when an important piece of news has just arrived while on the air.

This just in.

this just in by Hamidj21 January 31, 2016

Justice Shot

Where some one prevents another person from hurting/killing themself's or hurting/killing some one else by shooting the attacker in the hand where the weapon is located causing them to drop the weapon.

Did you see that guy on that one show? He preformed a justice shot before the guy could shoot himself in the head!

Justice Shot by Donkey Puncher 100 January 29, 2009

Jrsting Off 

A comedic misspelling of jacking off, an allusion to masturbation, originating from the furry community.

Where's that furry gone, is he AFK?

No, he's just jrsting off to furry porn as per usual

What a degenerate...

Jrsting Off by cyncac April 9, 2021

internet justice 

Mob justice delivered over the internet, by informing the masses of how much of a sick fuck someone is.

4chan obtained internet justice by tracking down the cat abusers and pushing to have them arrested.

internet justice by bloodchills February 19, 2009

Celebrity Justice 

When celebrities and high profile people get let off lightly for crimes they commit.

Celebrity justice examples;

O.J Simpson gets let off for murder.
Lindsey Lohan avoids prison for DUI
Amy Winehouse gets let off after assaulting a fan
Roman Polanski avoiding extradiction for child rape

And the many who face a measly one day in jail for repeated DUI offences.

Celebrity Justice by Havana192 September 29, 2009

Pecker Jousting 

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.

Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

Pecker Jousting by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009

Owen Justice Little 

A short mexican nigger.

Owen Justice Little is a short Mexican nigger.

Owen Justice Little by Nehistfqvjsjd October 17, 2022