Jrsting Off

A comedic misspelling of jacking off, an allusion to masturbation, originating from the furry community.

Where's that furry gone, is he AFK?

No, he's just jrsting off to furry porn as per usual

What a degenerate...

by cyncac April 9, 2021

internet justice

Mob justice delivered over the internet, by informing the masses of how much of a sick fuck someone is.

4chan obtained internet justice by tracking down the cat abusers and pushing to have them arrested.

by bloodchills February 19, 2009

Celebrity Justice

When celebrities and high profile people get let off lightly for crimes they commit.

Celebrity justice examples;

O.J Simpson gets let off for murder.
Lindsey Lohan avoids prison for DUI
Amy Winehouse gets let off after assaulting a fan
Roman Polanski avoiding extradiction for child rape

And the many who face a measly one day in jail for repeated DUI offences.

by Havana192 September 29, 2009

Pecker Jousting

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.

Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009

Owen Justice Little

A short mexican nigger.

Owen Justice Little is a short Mexican nigger.

by Nehistfqvjsjd October 17, 2022

bedroom jousting

The act of making love with a maiden or knight in a bedchamber.

Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"

Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."

by sirsilverfox April 6, 2010

Tumblr social justice activist

A tumblr blogger that may blame men, white people, skinny people, attractive people, and almost anything for oppressing them and making the world a worse place. Does not seem to engage in any activity that relates to any actual activism, prefers to judge everyone else loudly and type up possibly fictional stories about how they were 'oppressed' that day. Age demographic varies from teens to middle aged adults, mostly females.

Warning: May go off on rage fueled rants about perceived privilege among other things. Do not attempt to reason with it, logic has given way to just feelings alone.

So I went to hang out with an old friend of mine recently and things were going well until I mentioned one of my favorite TV shows, Wilfred. She started going off about how Jason Gann (Wilfred) was sexist and supported rape. I was obviously shocked and in disbelief. She started going on and on about rape culture, white privilege, male privilege, and it was all she could talk about for quite a while. Then she asked me if I had a Tumblr. It turns out that she turned into what some people called a "Tumblr social justice activist".

by simpleconundrum September 27, 2013