bro job

when a guy gets a blow job from another dude.

dude! that wasn't a woman.... you totally just got a bro job!!! homo.

by chadsicle January 28, 2005

snow job

n. To give a snow job is to physically throw someone face first in deep snow or a snow bank on purpose, such that their entire face and/or head is buried. Most oftend done by children in playground, or college pranksters.

Not commonly used as a verb in this way

Person 1 "Come here you bitch" (Person 1 then throws person 2 in the sonw face first, laughing)

Person 1 "Snow Job!!"

by G.H. Hadden May 4, 2005

Bowl Job

A popular haircut in the 90's made by placing a bowl over the victim's head and shaving everywhere else.

Dude, that loser's haircut looks awful, it looks like his barber gave him a bowl job.

by BJ November 10, 2004

Monkey job

The act of during sexual intercourse, at the moment of orgasm, defecating into your hand and tossing your excrement into your partner's face while hooting loudly.

"Dude, she broke up with me!"
"Shit man, she say why?"
"No, but it might've had something to do with the monkey job I gave her last night"

by Lokas Frost August 13, 2008

rim job

thats when you have someone lick yo ass

i gave my wife a rimjob

by the man December 19, 1999

sauce job

The act of cooking up something exotically delicious while your parents aren't home. Sometimes it involves using products like teriyaki sauce and ends with the "saucers" having crabs.

Damn! Paul gave me a sauce job, and ever since I've been scratching like a bearded (crab) fisherman.

by samuri joe October 10, 2008

Turf Job

When a girl performs a footjob, where she rubs her feet up and down his dick until he cums all over them, however the chick has athlete's foot which can lead to an infection of the male's groin and inner thighs.

Kate last night gave me this amazing Turf Job last night, but this morning everything itches like crazy.

by nipplejuice October 23, 2010