The oldest and funniest character in Futurama; Fry's great-great-great.....great uncle; the father/creator of Cubert Farnsworth; a prestigious member of the Academy of Inventors.
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait! That's not good news at all!"
by juanchito March 1, 2008
Get the Professor Hubert J. Farnsworthmug. Fucking people with a rake.
by Swagdaddy1234 December 14, 2013
Get the T mutha fuckin jmug. polite and funny way to say blow job
may also refer to a guy known as bee-j who is fairly popular on online chat rooms.
may also refer to a guy known as bee-j who is fairly popular on online chat rooms.
by milkyway90 September 15, 2010
Get the Bee-J (ℬℯℯ-ℐ)mug. Another usage for the word boner. It can be subsituted for any or all related terms. Truthfully, I have absolutely no idea where the hell it came from, but a friend used it once. It has since stuck.
by Saul Westerberg June 11, 2006
Get the J-90 Double Poppermug. The 45th president of the United States of America — the greatest president America has ever had. Gave up his billionaire lifestyle to be president receiving $1 as a pay check. Fighting the radical left, media, and fake news. A true patriot, not a politician. A business man that saved America. Made unemployment rates go to an all-time low, secured borders, lowered taxes, bettered the country for the people. Deserves the world. The greatest man to ever exist. Christ’s last attempt at saving the world from the new age before the rapture.
Donald J. Trump would’ve won the 2020 presidential election if it wasn’t for the democratic voter fraud.
by saveamerica November 9, 2020
Get the Donald J. Trumpmug. J sunny pussy z has an enormous pussy that is even bigger then the pussy of a white whale. It also gets more sun then the entirety of the UK.
person 1 Have you ever met J sunny pussy z?
person 2 No, but apparently his pussy is even bigger then that of a white whale.
person 1 Awesome
person 2 No, but apparently his pussy is even bigger then that of a white whale.
person 1 Awesome
by I really prefer not to speak May 27, 2021
Get the J sunny pussy zmug. Theorem stating that there is some truth to every "j/k."
Every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.
Every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.
(the Absolute Theorem of J/K in practice)
Person 1: Hey, man. what are you doing?
Person 2: Talking crap about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. Not much.
Person 1: Hey, man. what are you doing?
Person 2: Talking crap about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. Not much.
by reinix March 20, 2009
Get the Absolute Theorem of J/Kmug.