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Jazz The Human 

NOT THE FUCKING MUSIC GENRE. Jazz is a mistake to human kind. Jazz is typically used as a nickname for the name ‘Jasmine’ bUT WILL RAGE QUIT IF ANYONE DARES CALL THEM JaSmiNe. Jazz is never and will never be a homosexual, contrary to popular belief. They’re hair is shit along with they’re taste and they need to stop eating fat bastard. They could also be considered an “athlete” but not really lolol. Probs dead.
Wow is that Jazz The Human, I have them on snapchat (jazzatthedisco) and instagram (axiom.of.jazz) YOU SHOULD ADD THEM TOO THEY REALLY TICKLE MY PICKLE

Hug a human day 

Hug a person day is when any girl can hug their crush, boy, girl, BF, GF, stranger, or anyone else through out the day at anytime.
Peppa hugged George because it was national hug a human day.

Free Range Human 

A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.
After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.

Fuckin' Fake Humanitarian hoe 

A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian
Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.

*7 or 8 years later*

Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.

im_also_human 

One of my favorite tiktokers!

"Have you seen @im_also_humans new tiktok it's so good"
"Have you seen @im_also_humans new tiktok it's so good"

"No but I'm so exited to go watch it!"
im_also_human by Asherthegoodboy December 24, 2020

Death of humanity 

When you pour a VERY Deadly poison into at a fabric that product food or other stuff everyone eats and dies.
Jack: John lock at this cool burger it looks so good and ITS GREEN OMG.

John: wow, Jack that looks so good let me have a bite.

Also john: 'takes a bite' dies

Jack: ohh that looks cool let me try.
"also dies"

And the death of humanity has began
Death of humanity by AdozeOfMySh!t February 19, 2021

scum of humanity