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happy-crack

The strong natural high made of happiness and enjoyment. Induced by people, objects, sounds, things you see or like, and/or how you want to/do feel. Giving the rush of spontaneity and attracting excitement. Typically presenting enthusiasm over small things because you are so ‘high’ you don’t care how small. Usually includes the urge to move around and a LOT of laughing.
“This song is my happy-crack.”
You are my happy-crack.”
I’m on my happy-crack.”
by #non-existantwords June 21, 2021
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Happy ending

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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opposite of happiness

by Fun times 101 July 9, 2021
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Happy Claus

A pedophile santa claus that does bad things in the night
Hello {KID, Ho Ho Ho! I am Happy Claus
by mandaoaskslakdls December 8, 2012
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Happiness Confetti

The result of blowing up and producing such happiness confetti due to thinking about life and how happy someone is, or read or hear something that makes someone think about how amazing and wonderful every day is, and literally starts to cry with joy.
One day im just gonna blow up and spread happiness confetti all over the place :)
by Br0sifus July 18, 2012
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Happys

The feeling you get when all seems right in the world.
Happys is bigger than just being happy it is an environment filled with smiles, greetings and kind deeds.
I love the Holiday Happys.
I thoroughly enjoyed the happys felt thorough the event.
by xoxomomxoxo December 15, 2011
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Happy Religion

A term used when you have no idea what a person celebrates holiday-wise. He or she may be hindu, chinese, or something you can't even recognize.
"Merry Christmas, Devin!"
"Uh, happy religion, Nimeshura!"
by DatGrass December 31, 2011
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