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gamestop 

The store that is the king of bullshit. They will hassle you to no end after you purchase your game(s). They always charge too much for used games. Sure you can get an Edge card, but that barely does shit. They don't pay enough for trade-ins. They don't care who they hire, or if they played games or not. Just an awful store.
I got 10 FUCKING dollars for a relatively new Wii game.

One of the employees was an old lady.

I spent 15 minutes getting ONE game because the guy kept hassling me about new releases.

Seriously, fuck gamestop.

Gamestapo 

The gaming secret police under capitalist rule. Sympathizes with Third Reich methodology. Occupies many countries worldwide. Started in 1984 in Grapevine, Texas.

Heil Gamestapo!
"How much did you get for the trade in, man?"
"Eh, Gamestapo said they could give me $2 cash or $3.25 credit... so I said credit because I wanted to preorder the new **** ** ****."
"You know Gamestapo's preorder games sometimes don't come with any bonuses at all, right?"
"...Shit"
Gamestapo by comeonboeltsy July 14, 2011

game screw 

1. A term used to cover one's ass when beaten at a video game. Most commonly used in multiplayer deathmatches like Halo or Perfect Dark.
2. Whenever your memory card erases itself.
Man there iz no way that grenade hit me!! This game screwed me over!!

WTF?? My memory card erased itself again?? AAAAHHHH! I'M THE VICTIM OF A GAME SCREW!!
game screw by Psychotic Dragon October 20, 2004

game gene 

The game gene is a theory which says that all life requires an instinct in order to want to live and that that instinct is a compulsion to conceptualize everything as a game and to play everything as a game.
Unlike Dawkins’ selfish gene, or an evolutionist’s survival gene, the game gene only indirectly helps in survival.
game gene by Geoff Hamilton November 14, 2007

Game block

The antithesis of a cock block, a game block occurs when one's girlfriend/wife/spouse prevents him from playing video games from his friends. Most of the time this occurs because the girl needs phone time.
Danny: Hey Percival, thanks for inviting all 31 of us over for this awesome Smash Brothers tournament.
Percival: No problem, it should be great...(phone rings)...hang on its my girlfriend, I'll be back in a minute

1 Hour Later

Percival: Hey, where did everyone go? I definitely just got game blocked.
Game block by Homerunazo October 20, 2008

Game of Thrones Wanker 

This term refers to someone who is totally obsessed with Game of Thrones. Someone who repeatedly watches the same episodes over and over and generally spends most of their money on Game of Thrones extras.
Oh god look at Beverly sat there watching the same episode again! She's even got her GoT hoodie on with her GoT mug in hand a GoT jigsaw on the table! What a Game of Thrones wanker!