Ice Donkey (noun):
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking ball — overconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.
2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking ball — overconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.
2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
• “I knew Mike was an Ice Donkey when he crashed the net, missed the puck, and still tried to propose to the bartender two hours later.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
by Ice Donkey October 16, 2025
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"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
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"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"
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A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
“If the Donkey Punch Bunch were real — which it obviously isn’t — I still wouldn’t have the clearance level to explain it.”
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