crack check

A means of fact-checking someone's story to ensure they are not smoking crack.

Daniel's proposal seems a bit ambitious. Maybe we should crack check him.

by harrylepotter August 22, 2019

crack-a-doodle dandy

Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.

Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.

by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017

crack in the alter

Broken marriage

There's a crack in the alter

by anonymous August 1, 2022

Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.

Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.

by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025

Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.

My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.

by Shegruwell December 20, 2018

crack trap

A coercive woman (or man) who is offering sex seemingly for free, but has a hidden motive to gain money or persuasion of the sexual partner.

That girl is a crack trap, she'll have you mowing the lawn and bringing her your paycheck by next Friday!

by RoadienamedBart October 20, 2013

festival crack

That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.

"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"

"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."

by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021