Beer

The urine of the gods. The daily sustenance of the people of Germany. Liquid gold to the homeless population.

Give me beer or give me death.

by Sodalicious May 20, 2017

Beercunt

A Horny man

You are really a beercunt

by Arsw June 7, 2017

Beer Troeper

The man/woman who has been selected to hold the beer of a friend, who is about to do something stupid and/or funny and cannot do so whilst holding their beer. Essentially the guardian of the alcohol

John: Hey bro! Would you hold my beer for a sec?
Michael: Sure I'll Beer Troeper

John: Was that a fucking pun?

by The_Harvester23 August 5, 2017

Beer Crotch

When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.

Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017

beer conditioning

verb. Preparation or conditioning your body for large amounts of alcohol consumption by consuming alcohol on a ramp-up schedule over a long period of time.

Dani B. (Morning after) Beer at 30 is not like beer at 22...

Jonny B. I feel fine. You should work harder on your beer conditioning.

by CadeyzDad September 4, 2017

beer smuggle

it when you smuggle beer up your anoos

during the native tribe war the used the "beer smuggle" to get there drank on

by Prison Wallet October 15, 2017

Beerd

The ceremonious congregation of brew and facial hair in the latter stages of the delicate process of getting hammered.

"Dude, did that guy get a bukkake before coming here?".
"Nah, man, he's just got a beerd".

by Ra's Berry April 20, 2018